is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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