Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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