margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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