I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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