You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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