Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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