You're my little dorito
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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