There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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