that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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