I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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