Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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