You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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