he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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