Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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