yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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