Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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