? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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