Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
