I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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