Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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