I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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