when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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