she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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