"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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