Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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