Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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