Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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