It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
40s are totally the cure
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
