No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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