I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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