let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Randomize
