do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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