But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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