And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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