Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
