i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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