Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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