I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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