they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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