Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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