so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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