Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The Olympian is in my bed
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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