I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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