if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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