whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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