dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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