At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?