how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??