Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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