Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I did not marry a roomba.
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