you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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