i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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