Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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