so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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