try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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