she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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