I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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