Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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