and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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