I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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